Sex Festival cancels upcoming event because you can't socially distance at orgies

Sex Festival cancels upcoming event because you can't socially distance at orgies
Sex Festival cancels upcoming event because you can't socially distance at orgies

ReedeFox > 30/06/2020, 15:46

With most of this years festivals cancelling all upcoming events due to the outbreak, it’s no surprise that the Aurora Lifestyle Festival have just announced that their lifestyle event won’t be going ahead.

For those who don’t know what the Aurora Lifestyle Festival is, it’s basically a huge orgy that takes place in a secret location somewhere in Worcestershire. It was meant to be going down this week but the organisers were worried about safety so have called it off until next year. Here’s the full statement from the organisers:

Quote:We pride ourselves on providing the best, independent, Lifestyle Festival in the UK, giving our customers an experience to remember. We are not prepared to offer you all, an experience that is a poor replica that does not reflect the true essence and standards of Aurora. We will use this time to look after ourselves and each other and see where this virus takes us.Hopefully 2021 will, be the year to return bigger and fresher and virus free.

Crying shame, that! I would have loved to pop down for some tits in my face and some banging tunes. There’s always next year, eh?!
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