Serbian millionaire posts pics of his tacky house in a bid to find a wife

[ReedeFox]

If a millionaire has trouble meeting a woman, you’ve got to wonder what the hell is wrong with him. Does he have a cheesy dick? Does he scratch his anus and sniff his fingers after?! There’s got to be something up if all the gold digging hoes aren’t beating down his door for a taste of opulence.  



Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi is a stinking rich Serbian bachelor who’s decided its time to find a wife and settle down. He’s posted a statement online and now plans to just sit back and let the girls roll in. Here’s what the statement reads: “To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.” Also, this guy claims to be 39-years-old and is looking for a girl in the 16-20 range. 16??? Err, you need to be bumping that age range up a bit dude because I don’t believe for a second that you’re 39!! That blotchy red face and dangly neck fat screams 50, at least! On the bright side, he doesn’t look healthy so any future matches might be quids in if he pops his clogs shortly after marriage. But you will have to live in the tackiest house of all time:

 

Is that plastic on his dining chairs?!? All that wealth and he’s too tight to get his chairs cleaned if they get scuffed. It just goes to show that money really can’t buy taste.

[StrumSolo]

This is all quite marvellous. Thanks Reede! 

[mark.s..]

but he looks so happy, dresses well, has great taste, cool haircut and he's a 55 y. old who  likes 16 year old girls.  he's single? amazing.  think he may need to cast his net out further than Serbia.

[parkaner]

I can't help thinking this looks a bit familiar. I wonder did he make his money form renting out his rooms for cheap East European milf movies.

[StrumSolo]

I can't help thinking this looks a bit familiar. I wonder did he make his money form renting out his rooms for cheap East European milf movies.

Surely cheap East European teen movies would have been the road to go down?

Two birds, one stone.