Scientific study reveals that your dick actually shrinks with age

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If you needed anymore proof that growing old sucks balls, look no further than the recent study that found that your dick actually loses length over time.


 
The information comes courtesy of Florida-based urologist Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, who has revealed that your dick starts losing its girth once you hit your thirties. Here’s what Dr Brahmbhatt had to say: 

The penis can lose about a centimeter of length from your rock solid thirties to when you’re in your about to retire sixties.The reason many men have a larger loss of size over time is usually due to an enlarging belly. The more fat you have in your belly, the less visible your penis. Best tip to give men to avoid loss of a ton of visible penis is to stay in shape and avoid the belly fat.

 


So not only does your cock get smaller with age but you can also develop a massive gut. Oh good, so we’ve got a lot to look forward to. As if rising property prices, huge financial burdens and dealing with Brexit wasn’t depressing enough, now we have this shit. Oh why don’t you just fuck off, Science! Leave me in peace!