Science confirms that blue-eyed people are more attractive

[ReedeFox]

Scientists have just confirmed that blue eyed people are actually more attractive than dark eyes people. So apparently I'm an ugly cunt because I've got a boring pair of brown eyes. Pfft.



According to Peimag, blue-eyed people are universally hotter than those with dark or hazel eyes. Not only that, but people with blue eyes actually have a higher pain tolerance, according to a study conducted by the University of Pittsburgh:
 

Light-eyed women handle pain better than women with dark eyes. Unfortunately, nobody really knows why this is or how this applies to men with similar eye color. As a matter of fact, there is quite an urban legend associated with the fact that women with blue eyes go through childbirth much better than women with dark eyes.

They are also more strategic thinkers, apparently:
 

Studies have shown a majority of people with blue eyes are better at matters involving strategic thinkers than people with dark colored eyes. They’re also more likely to sparkle academically than people with brown eyes for example, yet nobody really knows why. On average, blue-eyed people excel in activities which require self-pacing and strategic thinking.

Granted, I'm not very academic but my pain threshold is rather high so science can go fuck itself. I'm very happy with my dark browns thank you very much!

[Friday]

I'm sure Gemma Arterton, Jennifer Connelly and Amanda Seyfried will quit acting after reading this and go hide their ugly mugs away from the world.

Another set of academics with too much time on their hands.

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Tell you who else thought the same thing, this guy...



Come to think of it I've never seen science and Hitler in the same room together.

[burns72]

Blue eyed boy here so must be so attractive that the ladies are scared of being with me as I am so goddam desirable, hence they all think I will leave them and cheat on them with another lady!   As if.

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Scientists have just confirmed that blue eyed people are actually more attractive than dark eyes people. So apparently I'm an ugly cunt because I've got a boring pair of brown eyes. Pfft.



According to Peimag, blue-eyed people are universally hotter than those with dark or hazel eyes. Not only that, but people with blue eyes actually have a higher pain tolerance, according to a study conducted by the University of Pittsburgh:
 

Light-eyed women handle pain better than women with dark eyes. Unfortunately, nobody really knows why this is or how this applies to men with similar eye color. As a matter of fact, there is quite an urban legend associated with the fact that women with blue eyes go through childbirth much better than women with dark eyes.

They are also more strategic thinkers, apparently:
 

Studies have shown a majority of people with blue eyes are better at matters involving strategic thinkers than people with dark colored eyes. They’re also more likely to sparkle academically than people with brown eyes for example, yet nobody really knows why. On average, blue-eyed people excel in activities which require self-pacing and strategic thinking.

Granted, I'm not very academic but my pain threshold is rather high so science can go fuck itself. I'm very happy with my dark browns thank you very much!

Me too.Its what they call a guy with 4 balls.A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS