Russian dude sues Apple after claiming his iPhone turned him gay!

Russian dude sues Apple after claiming his iPhone turned him gay!
Russian dude sues Apple after claiming his iPhone turned him gay!

ReedeFox > 31/10/2019, 15:05

A dude over in Russia is claiming that his iPhone turned him gay after he was sent 69 GayCoins of cryptocurrency instead of the Bitcoin that he wanted. HA!

D Razumilov is claiming that his pesky iPhone is to blame for his homosexuality because shortly after being sent the GayCoins he started going out with a dude. Clearly feeling a little pissed off about shagging men, Razumilov decided to sue Apple for 1 million rubles (£16,500). GayCoin was developed by a third party but Razumilov strongly believes that Apple is to blame and should take responsibility for the programs that they host.Here’s what the court documents say:

Quote:I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships.
I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out.
I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents.
After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again

I feel him. I think my George Foreman grill turned me bi. I’ve not been able to stop licking fanny behind my partners back since I starting grilling fish on it. My lawyer says I’ve got a strong case.
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