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Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
- Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
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Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
ReedeFox > 16/04/2019, 13:10
I've often said that girls who have an obsession with Barbie and call themselves ‘princesses’ are super high maintenance and should be avoided at all costs. I mean let’s face it, an adult woman playing with dolls is a huge red flag. If a dude was still playing with Action Man toys in his 30s, we’d all call him a giant weirdo. But yet a woman pretending to be Barbie is all good?!
One such broad is Tatiana 'Tanya' Tuzova, who happens to own 1,520 Barbie dolls which are reportedly worth around £120,000. She only wears clothes that are pink and says she wants to legally change her surname name to 'Barbie'. Yeah that’s not weird at all!
32-year-old Tatiana, who claims to love her life, admits she doesn’t have any friends but isn’t overly fussed because her fifth husband is also her best mate:
Quote:I don't have friends. I have no time to be friends. I like being alone, no-one interferes with my thoughts, I like my world. I have a husband, he is my best friend.
Damn, married and divorced FIVE time by the age of 32! She either picks shitty men or is a complete fucking nightmare. My guess is the latter.
Tatiana also reveals that her current husband is a plastic surgeon which is pretty lucky as she loves going under the knife for touch-ups. She’s had her boobs enlarged, as well as getting regular lip fillers. When asked how she me her husband, she says:
Quote:We met at his work and then I conquered him with my karaoke voice. Now he makes me Barbie-style presents - recently it was a pink Mini Cabrio.
Apparently, the Russian’s entire life revolves around her Barbie lifestyle. She says:
Quote:I work, record songs, do gigs, receive awards, produce clothes for children and grown-up girls, and rent out a photo studio. All of my everyday clothes are pink. I don't get tired of pink, it has lots of shades.
Awards? I’d love to know what these awards are for. When asked if Tatiana thinks she’s unique, she cams out with a brilliantly hypocritical answer:
Quote:The most important thing is to have your individuality. Everyone is the same now. But it is hard to copy me.
Erm, yeah so individual. Literally modelling herself into a plastic doll. No wonder she’s billy-no-mates! -
RE: Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
FantasticMR > 16/04/2019, 13:43
What an absolute nightmare. Who put’s “receiving awards” as at real day to day item.
But can we take a second to discuss the guy in that photo with her? I don’t know why Hollywood is trying to get us spooked with dolls, nuns and clowns when you could put that cunt in any horror movie and I would shit my pants. -
RE: Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
mark.s.. > 16/04/2019, 15:34
barbie's made of plastic, her husband is a plastic surgeon- as long as they don't stand too close to the heater, they'll be fine. 'plastic fantastic lovers' Jefferson airplane. at least Aqua had 5 gigs playing at her weddings -
RE: Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!
mark.s.. > 17/04/2019, 10:18
you are right fmr. at first glance, I thought that was a mask mr barbie was wearing. now I reckon that is his actual face. what a scary freak! like a flock of sheep and a herd of cattle, their collective name is an apparition of aliens. oh how once mighty ussr has fallen.. the strayan term for friendless is Scot---scot-no-mates