She looks like some eccentric countryside crossdresser who thinks that net curtains have a place in the home again.

(22/01/2019, 17:14)FantasticMR Wrote: She looks like some eccentric countryside crossdresser who thinks that net curtains have a place in the home again.

In the first one maybe, but for the other two I think it's clear that net curtains are only good for obscuring one's nipples.

Though that's an even worse use for them, isn't it?  Down with net curtains!

(22/01/2019, 17:36)ScottyRampant Wrote:

(22/01/2019, 17:14)FantasticMR Wrote: She looks like some eccentric countryside crossdresser who thinks that net curtains have a place in the home again.

In the first one maybe, but for the other two I think it's clear that net curtains are only good for obscuring one's nipples.

Though that's an even worse use for them, isn't it?  Down with net curtains! 

I would say we should go around burning all net curtains but I think that could lead to far too many house fires. Maybe a turn in your net curtains scheme?

I be all like "Rita Ora's just launched a range of womens' shoes".

And you be all like "who cares, ScottyRampant?  This aint no fashion forum".

And then I be all like "yeah, but she's modelling them though".

Pics.





But this pic in particular.

Strawberry emojis done a number on us here.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bui8RxEHKC0/

Comfy lingerie selfie to tide you over...

I'm sorry Rita, love, but that swimsuit's neither use nor ornament.  They saw you coming!

She saw them coming