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Residents aren't happy about £80-a-night sex parties at local village hotel
- Residents aren't happy about £80-a-night sex parties at local village hotel
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Residents aren't happy about £80-a-night sex parties at local village hotel
ReedeFox > 01/05/2019, 14:20
A hotel in a small Somerset village has caused quite the stir among local residents by hosting 80 quid-a-night sex parties. Why does it always seems to be rural areas that are the most sexually adventurous. Probably because there’s fuck-all else to do.
Croydon Hall Hotel has eight adult-themed 'playrooms', including a Fifty Shades of Grey themed 'Red Room' complete with whips, chains and a sex swing. Former mechanic Allen McCloud bought the place in 2018 and began to host monthly parties through his business, Exclusively Silks, which offers 'intimate parties for classy, sophisticated couples and single ladies'. Classy and sophisticated?! I’ve been a spectator at a few swinging parties and there ain’t nothing sophisticated about them - Just a bunch of fat old dudes wanking, or maybe that’s just the ones I’ve been to.
Attendees pay £60 each year for an exclusive membership, before spending an additional fee on attending the parties, which have included ‘Trio Night’, ‘Fetish Party’ and ‘Discovering Swinging’. Ooo-er! All was going swimmingly but then the Exmoor National Park Authority stuck their beak in and are now investigating whether or not Croydon Hall has breached planning laws by holding private members’ parties at a venue which has been registered as a hotel.
There’s also been a bit of whinging from the elderly neighbours, including 66-year-old Anne Pitts:
Quote:People come to Exmoor on holiday and they do not expect to stumble across a sex club in this beautiful area. It makes me feel sick.
Shut up Anne, no one is asking you to get your dusty old muff out at these parties. Mind your is beeswax! Now, Who fancies a trip to Somerset?! -
RE: Residents aren't happy about £80-a-night sex parties at local village hotel
mark.s.. > 02/05/2019, 11:28
Amsterdam, Thailand, somerset- the worlds 3 major sex related tourist destinations. instead of council making things difficult, change towns name to Sexmore and count the extra revenue that comes in [ pun intended].