Researchers discover a new mite that likes to have sex on your face

Researchers discover a new mite that likes to have sex on your face
Researchers discover a new mite that likes to have sex on your face

ReedeFox > 23/06/2022, 10:58

Researchers have discovered a new mite that lives on your skin and likes to shag it's little mite mates on your face while you sleep.

The hideous Demodex folliculorum mites apparently likes to crawl all over you and have sex on your face as well as your nipples and eyelashes. The eight-legged little fuckers live in our pores and move between areas between our face and nipples in the hopes of finding a suitable mate. Aww, how romantic.

To leave you with this lovely closing statement, researchers have said that the mites do eventually develop into 'internal symbionts' that live inside of us, as opposed to being dumb old external parasites. Lovey.
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