A staggering 7.4 million Brits have been found to have masturbated while at work, according to a recent study. I can confirm. Being a home worker, I masturbate at least once a day. In a recent survey, which polled 2,000 people, 14% of respondents admitted to wanking themselves off at work. The survey found that 7% of women masturbate at work, compared to 22% of men. Most of the work wankers come from London and earning between £35,000 and £45,000.
18% of participants admitted to watching porn while at work, with ages 25 to 34 year making up the largest age group (27%), followed by 35 to 44 year olds (18%) and 45 to 54 year olds (4%). According to psychology lecturer, Mark Sergeant, masturbating at work can actually improve concentration and focus. Life coach Dr Cliff Arnall went a step further and said that workplaces should introduce a ‘masturbating policy’. He said:
Quote:I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling. Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.
What are you waiting for?! Lets get that percentage up!