RAMPANT CONFESSIONS

[ReedeFox]

If you don't know what the confession bear meme is its the meme people use when confessing something anonymously online. Whether it be something weird sexually they're into or something really nasty they've done that they just want to get off their chest. It's the perfect meme for spilling the beans and not actually taking any flack for it.

Here are some of the finest confessions I've read. I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy them too.



Backstory from the original poster: She was ALWAYS harping about my weight. Every time I visited, her greeting was, "Go weigh yourself!" One time we went to Bob Evans when I was a teenager and I ordered the Farmer's Breakfast and she called the waiter back to let him know that I "wasn't a farmer, didn't do the work of a farmer, and didn't need to eat the breakfast of a farmer!" and ordered me oatmeal, instead. She'd offer me seconds and when I accepted, she would ask if I really needed seconds. The two times I thought she was being nice to me she "confessed" to me that she once weighed 130 lbs, too (WHICH IS HOW MUCH I WEIGHED AT THE TIME - NOT FAT AT ALL!) and when I kind of relaxed and thought, "Oh, she's sharing with me something traumatic!" she cackled and said, "When I was pregnant with your father!" (I know - burn, right?) and another time I tried on a knit hat that was sitting on her counter and it looked cute on me. I said I liked it and she said I could have it. I thought that was SO nice of her until she said, "I found it by the dumpster and I haven't had time to wash it." And on and on and on.

Here's some more winning confessions













Source https://imgur.com/gallery/gX7n9ot