PORN or SEX is better?

PORN or SEX is better?
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Clitterbug > 03/08/2015, 20:50

(04/01/2015, 19:17)ukwankerx Wrote: I have never had sex but I wank a lot (usually 2 x 6-8 hour sessions a day) and always watch porn, cams, mags etc and have a lot of phonesex

Is that you BRISS ?...No ?
Looks like you, sounds like you !
Must be a disciple of yours at least !
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Hilary Briss > 03/08/2015, 22:13

(05/01/2015, 04:25)Blas123456 Wrote: Sex is a million times better!!! It's personal, intimate and involves love. It cannot be beat by porn! Porn in my opinion is just a substitute for sex. I will only watch porn when I'm horny and don't really see the point in it unless I want to get off. I still find it fun but just no where near compares to sex.

What is this "love" of which you speak ?

Do you think old SweatyTug is getting much "love" when he is taters deep in the sif ridden beast known as Dock St Annie ?

Do you think he cares for this foolish "intimacy" when the pox bloated harpy rolls over and calls double or quits for his change ?

When you have plunged the vile murky depths that our erstwhile hero PittaBread has ploughed, you will have some insight into the haven that is Rampant TV.

Until then Sir hold your tongue. Like a eunoch in a brothel, you know not of which you speak.
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Clitterbug > 03/08/2015, 22:30

(05/01/2015, 04:25)Blas123456 Wrote: Sex is a million times better!!! It's personal, intimate and involves love. It cannot be beat by porn! Porn in my opinion is just a substitute for sex. I will only watch porn when I'm horny and don't really see the point in it unless I want to get off. I still find it fun but just no where near compares to sex.

Just dont go getting yourself into a 3 some situation with the Briss's

Hilary's transvestism is only eclipsed by Lady Briss's subtle make up.
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

thelizard69 > 03/08/2015, 22:49

Sex is well better! ;)
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Hilary Briss > 03/08/2015, 23:54

(03/08/2015, 22:30)lClitterbug Wrote:
(05/01/2015, 04:25)Blas123456 Wrote: Sex is a million times better!!! It's personal, intimate and involves love. It cannot be beat by porn! Porn in my opinion is just a substitute for sex. I will only watch porn when I'm horny and don't really see the point in it unless I want to get off. I still find it fun but just no where near compares to sex.

Just dont go getting yourself into a 3 some situation with the Briss's

Hilary's transvestism is only eclipsed by Lady Briss's subtle make up.

Steady SloppyMuff my lecherous liverpudlian layabout.

Jealousy is a cruel misstress. She will chew you up and spit you out like a Birkenhead dockers breakfast.

But today of all days you have my sympathies and I wish you no ill will. I will not intrude on your private yet collective scouse grief.

Merseyside's most resplendant daughter has slivered off to the great compo claim office in the sky, she joins the great pantheon of feckless twats who came before her....Doddy, Shanks (honorary), Tarby (not dead yet ?, shame), Carragher (one day oh Lord), and of course his holiness Ian Rush.

Cilla was indeed a scouser to be proud of, a trouper, a giant of light entertainment. Now you can celebrate her legacy, and bask in the dead cert of a bet, that it is very fucking unlikely that she will out do her chum in post mortem reputational revision, the late Mr J Saville.

Amen.
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Clitterbug > 04/08/2015, 00:08

How dare you the King of Knotty Ash isnt dead, he's still tickling funny bones with Dicky Mint down a jam butty mine.

Ive always had my suspicions about Chilla, i think she might have been Lilly Savage?
Well time and ITV will tell, just wait for the next series of the Paul O'fucking Grady show she if he/she shows up for a Lorra Lorra Laughs with that little Shitzu on the desk.
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Hilary Briss > 04/08/2015, 11:08

(04/08/2015, 00:08)Clitterbug Wrote: How dare you the King of Knotty Ash isnt dead, he's still tickling funny bones with Dicky Mint down a jam butty mine.

Ive always had my suspicions about Chilla, i think she might have been Lilly Savage?
Well time and ITV will tell, just wait for the next series of the Paul O'fucking Grady show she if he/she shows up for a Lorra Lorra Laughs with that little Shitzu on the desk.

And Rushie ?
RE: PORN or SEX is better?

Clitterbug > 04/08/2015, 14:24

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