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POKEMON ISN'T THE ONLY THING YOU MIGHT CATCH AT THESE POKE-STOPS

POKEMON ISN'T THE ONLY THING YOU MIGHT CATCH AT THESE POKE-STOPS
POKEMON ISN'T THE ONLY THING YOU MIGHT CATCH AT THESE POKE-STOPS

ReedeFox > 21/07/2016, 13:53

It appears the whole world is completely obsessed with Pokemon Go at the moment. I can't walk out of my front door without seeing at least five people with their face buried in their phone, hunting for critters. I guess if it's getting people off their asses and out it in the fresh air it can't be all bad. Or can it?
Some people have taken their love for the game a tad too far and have developed a full blown addiction to it - Including one guy who actually missed the birth of his child because he was too wrapped up in the game. Seriously dude?

It also appears that some people have using the game as a way of arranging adult meet-ups and I don't mean the romantic find-your-soulmate kind. I mean the bang it out behind your garage kinda hookup. There has been countless ads on Reddit and Craiglist from people looking for fuck buddies.

One "Pokémon Go and Blow" ad was posted by a "straight" man who sought another man to play out an elaborate encounter in which the date would command him in a threatening tone, Do you want to lose your Pokemon?, No? Then suck my dick?"

Another guy posted an ad for "other trainers only" to help him catch water-type Pokemon by a creek. In his ideal date, "We can play Pokemon and blow each other by the creek."

Another dude tried to get a more spiritual kind of player and posted this ad - "Let's burn some incense and catch pokemon while we fuck. The incense will bring em to us so we can preform oral sex on each other while we throw balls at some monz. The hype waz reel fam.

So yeah, If you're a weird gamer and a bit of a social introvert you can indeed still get people to blow you. Go you!
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