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Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

• Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

• Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

  ReedeFox > 25/05/2018, 10:57

  Drug smugglers are proper inventive bastards. It ain't just coke parcels up the rectum anymore - it's pigeon rucksacks. Yup, tiny little bags of drugs are now being strapped to birds so the smugglers can fly under the raidar (see what I did there?). Moving on.... Authorities in Kuwait found a homing pigeon that had flown in from Iraq, with 178 ecstasy pills attached to it's back in a tiny bag.
  
  
  
  People have been using pigeons to carry messages for years now, so I guess it was only a matter of time before people started using them for more sinister reasons. Obviously people on social media went crazy for the little feather drug dealer, and then the jokes started:
  
  
  
  To be fair, the backpack totally got me too. It's fucking adorable! They've even matched the colour to his feathers. Those sneaky bastards.

• RE: Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

  StrumSolo > 25/05/2018, 11:01

  What a bastard headline!  And then the puns!
  
  Such win.

• RE: Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

  dony > 29/05/2018, 23:02

  drug dealers never run out of ideas on how to get their drugs to wear they want them, never thought id see birds transporting pills, and how can they trust that the bird wont just fly away ?

• RE: Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

  ReedeFox > 01/06/2018, 15:03

  (29/05/2018, 23:02)dony Wrote: drug dealers never run out of ideas on how to get their drugs to wear they want them, never thought id see birds transporting pills, and how can they trust that the bird wont just fly away ?

  
  Exactly, and how can they trust that the pigeon won't start flogging the pills themselves and undercut the dealer, hence losing him valuable customers. Those pigeons look shady as fuck.

• RE: Pigeon found carrying 178 ecstasy pills in tiny backpack

  parkaner > 01/06/2018, 15:11

  So that's why Dastardly & Muttley were so desperate to catch them
  
  
  
  
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