Pete Doherty wins monster food challenge

[ReedeFox]

Now I know Pete Doherty has never been an attractive man but the (former) drug addict was seen out and about recently looking like a homeless and toothless old man, Bt that's got nothing to do what our story. It's just an observation.



The talented musician was seen out in the Dalby cafe in London recently, packing away a platter that wouldn't look out of place on Man V Food. Whilst there, Pete decided to give their breakfast challenge a go which consisted of four eggs, four bacon, four sausages, chips, hash browns, onion rings, bubble & squeak, baked beans, mushrooms, two slices of toast and a cup of tea. So an absolute fuck tonne of food! You had to finish the lot in under 20 minutes to win surprisingly, Pete managed to do it in just 19 minutes. What a champ.



The manager said Pete barely batted an eyelid during his monster feast and that he just casually sat there smoking a fag after. To be fair, he probably hadn't eaten it 12 days.

[parkaner]

Let's see him having a go at this one then :

A Scottish chip shop has been dubbed the unhealthiest place in the UK after a box meal they serve went viral for its contents.

The bucket contains chips, fish, two pizza bits, two sausages, two hamburgers, onion rings, chicken nuggets and fritters. Everything is battered.

It goes for £10 and is served with a giant Irn-Bru – the country’s unofficial national drink.

The ‘Crunchy Box’ contains 6,792 calories.

[FantasticMR]

Let's see him having a go at this one then :

A Scottish chip shop has been dubbed the unhealthiest place in the UK after a box meal they serve went viral for its contents.

The bucket contains chips, fish, two pizza bits, two sausages, two hamburgers, onion rings, chicken nuggets and fritters. Everything is battered.

It goes for £10 and is served with a giant Irn-Bru – the country’s unofficial national drink.

The ‘Crunchy Box’ contains 6,792 calories.

 

Fucking tenner? I'd be all over that. I'd not finish even a fraction but that's a fair bit of variety for a tenner. Battered pizza can do one though, that's bloody weird.

[StrumSolo]

Let's see him having a go at this one then :

A Scottish chip shop has been dubbed the unhealthiest place in the UK after a box meal they serve went viral for its contents.

The bucket contains chips, fish, two pizza bits, two sausages, two hamburgers, onion rings, chicken nuggets and fritters. Everything is battered.

It goes for £10 and is served with a giant Irn-Bru – the country’s unofficial national drink.

The ‘Crunchy Box’ contains 6,792 calories.

 

Fucking tenner? I'd be all over that. I'd not finish even a fraction but that's a fair bit of variety for a tenner. Battered pizza can do one though, that's bloody weird. 

You obviously know full well what you're signing up for there but that shit's v v beige.

Nothing a bit of ketchup can't fix though I guess.

And as for Doherty, i preferred him when he was on the smack.

[FantasticMR]

I feel like ketchups sole purpose in this world is to make beige dinners appear more attractive.

[irishlover]

Love to try this but I don't like onion rings ;I would lose the challenge lol. Except if it was a team competition with an onion lover lol.