PEOPLE REVEAL THEIR WEIRDEST REASONS FOR SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE

[ReedeFox]

People recently took to Reddit to divulge their lamest and weirdest reasons for having sex with someone. Some people seriously need to evaluate their self worth.



- Free Food!

- She was in a leg cast and I thought it was a challenge

- I needed a place to crash for the night..

- He asked very politely.

- For tacos. A friend with benefits had some tacos and I said come over and bring them. He showed up and hadn’t brought the tacos because he assumed I was using it as an excuse to invite him over. I still had sex with him but I was pretty upset about not getting a taco.



- I thought bitchy girls were hot, and then I continued to have sex with her. For a long miserable year, because I’m an idiot.

- Consoling her during an emotional breakdown. In the middle of going through all the reasons why she’s a terrible human being and failure, she gets to not being attractive and that nobody will ever want her. Insisting on how good she’s looking, she’s suddenly turning this into a sexual advance. I didn’t want to have sex and thought she wasn’t in the state to decide, but I felt rejecting her would crush her even more so I fucked her.

- Because I was too lazy to give him a blowjob.

- He promised me carnitas. I got to his place and saw no carnitas. He had a huge dick though.

- I had sex with a girl to cover up my gayness to my friends.



- Because she surprised me by waiting naked in my room for me. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I didn’t think she was all that. She wasn’t ugly or repulsive, so why hurt her feelings?

- My buddy bet me a case of Shiner I wouldn’t.

- I met her on tinder and went over to her place. She opened the door and didn’t really look like her pictures. It was too late and I was past the point of no return so I just sucked it up and went for it. It wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t my proudest moment.



- She drove a long distance to meet me.

- A female friend and I decided to have sex “to see what it would be like”. It completely ruined the friendship. She started having feelings for me. I didn’t want a relationship.

- My best friends 16th birthday, I was 17 and I took his virginity. I forgot to get him a present. I hated myself for months afterwards.

- He had cable and I wanted to watch Fargo. Worth it.



- Heard she had one of those oversized clits that look like a little dick. Had to see that shit.

- Her boyfriend broke up with her (literally 30 minutes before calling me), she was in tears, and she “needed someone to cuddle with”. We cuddled… for about 5 seconds before she started rubbing my dick. Funnily enough, it seemed like it actually did help her forget about her ex so… mission accomplished? Ladies, I’m here for you.

- Pity. He was a perfectly nice guy, not unattractive, but for some reason could never seem to get a lot of interest. I slept with him after a party because I wanted him to feel better about himself.

- Because she was there, and she kind of followed me home.

- She cooked me a steak



If someone put a steak in front of me you can bet your ass I'm putting out!

[StrumSolo]

- I had sex with a girl to cover up my gayness to my friends.

Didn't know Briss was on Reddit.

[Hilary Briss]

- I had sex with a girl to cover up my gayness to my friends.

Didn't know Briss was on Reddit.

It was you what I fucked.

[ReedeFox]

[FantasticMR]

Nah this is only a bit of friendly Scotty/Briss foreplay. It never really kicks off unless Gooner or one of his other "stable" personalities shows up.