PEOPLE REVEAL THE WEIRDEST THINGS THEY'VE WITNESSED AT A FRIENDS HOUSE

[ReedeFox]

I think I take my clean, normal friends for granted because some people see some truly freaky shit while chilling round a mates house. You truly get to know a person when you see them on their home turf. These people share the weirdest things they've seen at a friends house that the mate thought was totally normal.

I had a friend who used to wipe his ass then throw it in the bathroom garbage. Said his family did that cause it was a waste of water to flush it. Used to smell up the whole bathroom. The first time we saw it we thought he was fucking with us but he was dead ass serious.

Friends house. Whole family walks round the house naked after having a bath/shower and occasionally the sons would share a baths with their Dad. One of the sons is 15, the other is 17.

I once went to a friend's house and their family consisted of two parents, one son (him, who was 15 at the time), and two daughters(one was 17 and one was 14). I knew he was gay, and I was like his straight ally and everything.

Well, everything was pretty normal until I found out that everyone in his family shared THE SAME DILDO! They all thought it was normal too, and after someone finished they had to wash it and put it back on the table where they kept it...

Pretty mediocre compared to other stuff here but I had a friend whose house was absolutely filthy. You couldn't see the floor practically everywhere, just old toys, dirty clothes, dirt. It was terrible. He would brag about all the spiders that lived in his house (I live in Australia) and my brother says he once saw a scorpion scuttling across the floor. I once saw him take a sip from a mug and spit it out immediately, saying something about mouse pee in the cup again. I don't talk to him anymore. Not just for that reason though.

The former caretakers of the building I live in used their spare bedroom solely for their dog and cats to shit in so they didn't have to take the dog out or clean the litter box. It was just an empty room full of shit. They went out of town for a couple days once and asked if I could check in on the cats and I found their litter box that was piled literally a foot high….I dumped it out and bought new litter to fill it. The caretakers totally knew but were probably too embarrassed to thank me I guess.

I don't know if this is weird or not, but it was weird when I first encountered it. My cousins keep their paper plates. Like, if you use a paper plate and their's nothing left on it, they just put it back in the drawer. They've also had mice in their drawers. So there's that.

I used to think my friend's mom was the most carefree and relaxed woman I had ever met. One thing was for sure, that woman really really loved tea. She would always have a big batch boiling on the stove and she would always make special batches for her neighbors. I also loved that nothing ever seemed to faze her. My friend ditched school, she'd say "Cool! What do you want for dinner?" My friend and I got home late from a party. She'd say, "Awww to be young again!". One day I asked my friend how her mom stays so "relaxed" so that maybe I could get my mom to relax a bit and she said, "Oh she just drinks her Marijuana tea all the time" That's when I realized there was a reason why I really really loved that lady!!!

I had a friend when I was a teenager -we were both about 16/17- and I knew him for quite awhile before one day going over to his house to hang out.


The place was a nasty sty. I don't think it had ever been vacuumed or cleaned in any way. Smelled like piss. Actually saw maggots in the refrigerator. Parents were rarely, if ever, around.
But here's the really weird shit...
He had three siblings... two sisters, one around 13/14 years old and one around 11/12, and a younger brother who was around 8 or 9. They walked around in varying stages of undress. Sometimes completely naked, often totally bottomless. Didn't matter who was there. What clothes they did wear were usually in tatters and filthy.
One day, myself and a couple friends went over to wait for him to get home from school and the sisters were hanging out in the living room pretty much naked, watching TV. They didn't seem phased in the slightest that three 'guests' were standing in the living room.
Weird fucking family.

I was hired to paint a coworker of my fathers house when I was 14. I would spend a few hours there everyday for about 2 weeks painting. He kept the house completely locked up so I couldn't go inside, but when you looked in the windows all you could see for miles was pink pigs. Pink pig table mats and curtains and dishes and paintings and pink pig shower curtains and wallpapers and hundreds of pink pig stuffed animals. Every square inch of this guys house was decorated or acessorize with some kind of pink pig. This was a 55 year old single man who worked as an architect in relatively rural Georgia. Very successful, a really nice guy, but his entire house was decked out in pink pig everything. The bedroom was the creepiest with all the stuffed animals and comforter covers and pillows all being pigs. I was far too embarrassed for him to ask about it just kind of let it go.

My story isn't as revolting as these but I once had a friend in first school who's house was really filthy. Her dad would make me dinner and then say "oops sorry, there's dog hair in there" and just pick it out with his fingers then hand it back to me. Lovely family but grubby as fuck.