PEOPLE REVEAL THE CRAZIEST THING THEY'VE WITNESSED AT A HEN PARTY

[ReedeFox]

Stag and Hen parties are known for being wild and outlandish affairs. Someone always ends up getting too wasted or the groom might accidentally end up dipping his knob into a stripper. But hey, It's your last night of freedom, go nuts. For my hen party, a load of us girls went to Spearmint Rhino in London and I was pulled up on stage and given a lapdance before a bunch of my friends were kicked out for doing blow in the toilets. Fun night! that was nothing compared to some of these stories:

A stripper tried to do a cool move where he did a roundhouse over another girls head. Except he kicked her. She got a concussion and threw up in a trashbag the entire limo ride to the hospital.

This was at a strip club. A fat woman, I mean really fat, leaned up against the pole, slid down to her knees, opened up her legs and started masturbating on top of her jeans while making loud orgasm noises. You had to be there to understand the horror.

No lie: a male stripper dressed as a baby. The most depressing thing you could think of.

Here was this fine Native American dude, long straight hair, body to die for, and smooth brown skin...in footie pajamas and a BONNET. Worst of all, he had a plastic baby bottle he pretended to pee from.
And then he stripped. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.

I tended bar for a number of years and saw countless bachelorette parties pass through. Dozens at the least, possibly hundreds.

I don't really know why, but tons of bachelorette parties seem to consist of just bar hopping as opposed to something intentionally debauched like a stripper/strip club.
That doesn't mean they're any less fucked up.
I've seen countless bridesmaids, brides-to-be and friends go home with just random men. I've seen a bride run out of a bathroom and shout about the guy she just fucked to the cheers of her friends.
I caught a bride wearing a stupid little plastic tiara, feather boa, covered in beads and drinking through a penis shaped straw sucking a guy off in our storage room.
The most confusing thing to me is the group approval. There's almost always one woman that looks on disapprovingly, but in my experience the groups seems to just egg each other to ever more fucked up acts

Limo driver here. Weirdest thing I've ever seen? a Bunch of girls invited me in and hey, why not. Free soda and no cover because I was driving them. 21 year old bride to be, apparently a sheltered kid, religious school and all that. She somehow wound up on stage, being fondled by a drag performer, and had more dollar bills plucked out of her cleavage by drag queens than I would've ever guessed. She then got completely hammered and pulled off of the stage by security when she started to undo her top. Nice quiet ride home until she threw up in the cooler.

Saw a girl snorting coke off a clowns boner.

After getting kicked out of a family restaurant for blowing up a giant inflatable penis, we took the bachelorette, a former Hooters waitress, to the world's lamest club. It had a bucking bronco and ladders on the bar to encourage people to dance on it.

Naturally, we all got up to dance on the bar, and one of the bachelorette's Hooters coworkers had the bright idea to yank down the bachelorette's tube top, exposing her hooters to the club. My friend was humiliated and burst into tears. Another friend and I helped her down from the bar and lead her to a corner of the club so she could recover.
Two smooth dudes, having seen my friend's (admittedly excellent) breasts, made their way over and tried to put the moves on her. Please note my friend was still crying and wearing one of those cheap wedding veils people wear at their bachelorette parties. It was very obvious she was not only not single, but really upset. We told them to go away. Several times. Somehow, they couldn't figure out they weren't going to get anywhere and were hanging around like a bad smell.
Then I spotted it: the giant inflatable penis, which somehow had not been abandoned in all the drama. I picked it up and started hitting these idiots over the head with it. Not hard enough to hurt them--it was, after all, an inflatable penis--but insistently. The look of real fear on their faces as they were hustling away from us was something I'll never forget.

I'm a limo driver. I drove a large group of women to the strip club (female dancers). The bride to be was large, at least 300 lbs. The girls drag her on stage, do their thing, get her shirt off revealing her enormous breasts. She has a girl sucking on each tit. Surprise! She's lactating. One of the strippers gets freaked out, but the other is way into it. She starts squirting the milk all over herself.

Wow! That last one was pretty fucking disturbing.