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Pensioner in prison again for wanking in a field of horses
- Pensioner in prison again for wanking in a field of horses
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Pensioner in prison again for wanking in a field of horses
ReedeFox > 31/07/2019, 08:53
It’s no secret that I love to write about the biggest weirdos I can find and it doesn’t get much weirder that this dude who was caught wanking in a field of horses....again.
Jesus, look at the face! 62-year-old pensioner Malcolm Downes was caught a few years ago tugging himself off in a field of horses and a stint of prison seemed to do nothing to deter him because he’s been at it again. Apparently it isn’t even the second time this has happened. He does this shit all the time. He can’t explain why he likes to flop his dick out and give the horses a show but hopefully his latest sentence of 16 months will knock some sense into him. I doubt it though. It seems like a bit of a compulsion. Here’s what prosecutor Neil Coxon told Hull Crown Court:
Quote:It soon became clear he was in fact masturbating. This activity went on for three or four minutes. His penis was exposed for about ten minutes. The matter was reported to the police and the defendant was arrested.
After Downes made bail for his first offence a few years ago, he literally ran off to another field and started wanking again. He has plenty of other offences on his criminal record too, 35 in total, 12 of them for wanking in public.
His defence lawyer did say that Downes had admitted he was sexually attracted to horses and was attending counselling session to try to rid his obsession. I wouldn’t hold my breath!