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Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

• Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

• Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

  ReedeFox > 22/03/2019, 13:19

  Here's one for you forum lot - a penis cleaning spray thatt will only set you back 12 quid! The spray is called Boners Penis Cleaner and some dudes that have used it claim that it made their junk "magical" and "smelling like rainbows". What the fuck do rainbows smell like?! Cheese and sweat?!
  
  
   
  Dad-of-two Dean Murray, stumbled upon the product when he was browsing the aisles in a Shropshire supermarket. The 41-year-old shared a photo of it on Twitter, writing: "Oh my god, what is wrong with just a bit of soap and water." Well yeah, I agree Dean.
  
  
  
  But not everyone thinks that cock cleaner is a complete waste of time, because the reviews on Amazon are pretty decent, with one dude rating it five stars and writing: 
   
  

  Quote:Amazing, penis looked magical afterwards and smelled like rainbows. 

  
  Another reviewer also seemed to be a fan of the cleaner, but wasn't impressed by its price tag. 
   
  

  Quote:After testing the three most used methods of penis cleansing, I have found that out of soap and water, green tea shampoo and Boners penis cleaner that this product would of had five stars if it was priced for sale in B&M or the local pound shop

  
  I mean yeah, 12 quid is pretty steep, but what I want to know is what sort of fungal infection does this dude have to require so many penis cleaning sprays?!

• RE: Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

  StrumSolo > 22/03/2019, 13:29

  +10 for the brand name Boners.

• RE: Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

  FantasticMR > 22/03/2019, 13:37

• RE: Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

  StrumSolo > 22/03/2019, 13:46

  YES i'm playing that so loud right about now.

• RE: Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

  parkaner > 22/03/2019, 16:30

  Freshly chopped onion is great for eliminating odours. You can secure it with an elastic band, but make sure it isn't too tight. You don't want to damage it in case you need it for your dinner later.

• RE: Penis cleaning spray goes on sale for £12 & makes your dick 'smell like rainbows'

  ReedeFox > 26/03/2019, 15:21

  You won't even need to cook dinner Parkaner. You could just use the onion mixed with some ball sweat for a nice batch of soup. Sprinkle some Thyme and voila!
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