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Pastor claims he needed to suck dudes off in order to extract demons
- Pastor claims he needed to suck dudes off in order to extract demons
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Pastor claims he needed to suck dudes off in order to extract demons
ReedeFox > 11/06/2019, 12:13
A pastor from New Jersey is in shit after convincing people that the only way to rid themselves of evil spirits was to suck him off. That old chestnut!
Rev. Dr. William Weaver, a Presbyterian minister, said he was just following the Bible when he used Native American rituals (and blowjobs) to rid churchgoers of their demons.
Three men came forward to say that the reverend had told them that they had to expunge demons and evil spirits that was lurking in their bodies through their semen. The men said that they were asked to undress, lie down naked and balance stones and coins on their bodies while the reverend noshed them off. Afterwards, the guys were told not to tell anyone about what had gone down because “no one would understand.” Apparently, although it was a bit of a shitty thing to do there isn’t much else that can be done seeing as the men were all adults and they consented to the dick-sucking.
I mean yeah, it’s not the best way to go about getting some willy but I’d say the morons here are the dudes willingly laying stones on themselves and allowing some old dude to suck them off in the name of religion. Get the fuck outta here! -
RE: Pastor claims he needed to suck dudes off in order to extract demons
FantasticMR > 11/06/2019, 12:38
I don't see the problem here. You get a free blowy (maybe even paid if you steal the coins you are balancing) and rid oneself of those pesky demons. Man is clearly doing the lords work. -
RE: Pastor claims he needed to suck dudes off in order to extract demons
parkaner > 11/06/2019, 15:51
But what about the possessed ladies? Do they have to go to see a Lesbyterian minister?