One Line Reviews - Everyone welcome :)
Chillblane > 02/06/2013, 21:57
Just like the title suggests, anyone welcome to post on this one seeing as the other one looks like staff only.
I will start us off with this:
Leathal Weapon 1: Mr Joshua (Gary Busey) imports coke and destroys policeman's living room, then enjoys mud wresting with a bigot while someone whit a caterpillar under his nose referees.
Point Break: Mr Joshua nails bank robbers with someone who could double for a surf board for help.
Predator 2: Caterpillar sporting detective finds Mr Joshua's secret closet in a meat factory while looking for a rastafarian in serious need of a dentist.
Shallow Grave: Dr Who disposes of dead house mate then goes a bit odd.
28 days later: Zombie apocalypse featuring Dr Who trying to lure uninfected women to his house to rape them.
Gone in 60 seconds: Dr Who forces Big Daddy to steal a few cars after threatening to crush phoebie's little brother from friends.
Face off: Big Daddy switches places with Vincent Vega to stop him blowing up a city only to find Vince has boned his wife and been perving over his daughter.
Broken Arrow: Vincent Vega tries to out smart George Kuffs in order to steal some nuclear bombs while setting him up with a date to slow Kuffs down.
True Romance: Kuffs steals coke after shooting Commissioner Gordon in the face and sells it to Serge's boss while trying to avoid the headless horseman and Tony Soprano while being egged on by Ice Man.
if any of you get all the crossover references without using IMDb let me know i will be very impressed.