Watch and learn Riyad Mahrez, watch and learn...
Our a hero is a chap named Norik Avdalyan, who at the grand old age of 22 is still turning out for Rubin's under-18 side in the Russian Student League.
Maybe things would be going better for him if he kept his head down, concentrated on the basics rather than the nonsense.
Maybe he was only ever it for the LOLZ. Who are we to judge?