Most adults will do anything to avoid the humiliation of having their ass wiped after going to the toilet, but the dude in this story actively sought out someone to wipe his anus during a flight from LA to Taiwan.
The story comes courtesy of a flight attendant named Kuo, who had the shift from hell last week on during her EVA Air flight. Shortly after take off, an obese man came up to her and insisted that she pull down his pants and wipe his butthole. I only wish I was kidding, but this story is very real. Here’s what the poor traumatised flight attendant had to say:
Quote:I told him we couldn’t help him, but he started yelling. He told me to go in to the bathroom immediately and threatened to relieve himself on the floor. As the passenger’s genitals were now exposed, one of my colleagues brought a blanket, which I used to cover his modesty.But he very angrily slapped my hand away, saying he didn’t want it and only wanted me to remove his underwear so he could use the toilet.
My chief attendant reluctantly agreed to wipe his butt after putting on three pairs of latex gloves, but started to feel humiliated after he started moaning in pleasure. He said “Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper,” and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again.
She had to wipe him three more times before he said it was OK to pull his pants back up
Eww, what a freak! Although I can’t believe the flight attendant actually said yes. If he threatened to take a shit on the floor I would have just let him do it and then rubbed his face in it. And that’s probably why I don’t work with the general public. Apparently, as well as ordering staff to wipe his anus, he also demanded three seats in economy for the price of one because he was so morbidly obese. He also asked that he could use the business class toilets instead of the economy ones as he couldn’t fit in them. Jeez, what a fat entitled asshole!
After complaining to her employer, Kuo was told that it isn’t compulsory for staff to meet every demand from passengers but the Taoyuan Flight Attendants Union is now recommending EVA change their no male flight attendants policy. I mean yeah, the guy sounds like a total cunt but it sounds like Kuo needs to grow a pair.