Just when you thought that sex toys couldn’t get anymore advanced, they go and bring out an artificially intelligent blowjob machine. Yup, this revolutionary machine can actually replicate the human blowjob. 

 

AutoBlow II creator Brian Sloan says that his device uses AI to provide the user with 16 different kinds of blowjobs. Apparently Brian and his team worked with data scientists and AI specialists to ‘replicate the gliding and friction of the mouth and hand that men experience when they’re getting a blow job’. Here’s the press release:  
 

Quote:The company behind the highest-crowdfunded male sex toy, Autoblow 2, is back on Indiegogo 4 years later to launch the first ever device that uses artificial intelligence to replicate human sexual techniques. A team of scientists applied machine learning to a dataset of more than 8,000 minutes of videos containing oral sex performed upon men and discovered 16 movements that are the building blocks of blowjobs. The new Autoblow A.I. uses those movements to give men 10 different oral sex experiences including one that creates the important human element of surprise.
 
The campaign launched on October 17th, 2018 with a goal of raising $50,000 and 5 days later has already raised 74% of its goal.The Autoblow A.I. uses a microcontroller in combination with an I.R. beam sensor and magnetic field sensors to control a gripper that manipulates a fleshy sleeve between any of 250 different points along a 5-inch-long stroking plane to deliver a variety of human-like movements to the user’s penis.

Inventor Brian Sloan said:
 

Quote:We spent the last 3 years listening to feedback from our 200,000 Autoblow 2 owners and in response built a new machine that mechanically better replicates the gliding and friction combination of the mouth and hand that men experience during oral sex. By using artificial intelligence to, for the first time, understand the mechanics of blowjobs, we discovered and replicated techniques that make using our machine feel less robotic and more human.

Sounds pretty epic! However, you can’t get your mitts on one just yet as the company are currently crowdfunding to fund the manufacturing of the moulds that they need to build the actual units. So you know what you need to do - dig deep fellas. Let’s get these bad boys made!

I usually look for a lack of intelligence when I'm getting a blow-job.

I think it needs to look fully human, or not human at all.

A section of face bolted on to a portable radio just aint sexy.

(24/10/2018, 12:09)ScottyRampant Wrote: I think it needs to look fully human, or not human at all.

A section of face bolted on to a portable radio just aint sexy.

Don't tell me that this isn't doing anything for you.

Fuck is that?

(24/10/2018, 12:30)ScottyRampant Wrote: Fuck is that?

Show some respect, it was modelled to the specifications of one of the Thai Chat users.

Looks like something off Thomas the Tank Engine.

I don't understand the need for AI. He goes on about it like it's the greatest thing ever. If it was used just to work out what makes blowjobs good then fine. But saying it activates different areas and speeds etc is literally just like putting an ipod on shuffle. No AI thinking or learning required.

I was all for this anyway and I was ready to put it on my Christmas list and then I read the comment about Thomas the Tank Engine and that took it to a whole new level for me and now I want it even more.

Thomas the skank  engine. He controls all the fats. no wonder he has a smile on his face when entering a dark tunnel. "includes the important human element of surprise"-  oh yea I forgot this is only a machine that I bought and have plugged it into a wall socket and turned on the power, that I am now sticking my dick into..suppose you would get a surprise if it starts smoking and sends 20,000 volts through your dick.  toot  toot