New sex ban for Northerners

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Bad luck of you’re a northerner who wanted some action in the near future because the government has imposed yet another sex ban. With yet another lockdown underway throughout parts of the North, couples are restricted to only banging people they live with. Well that’s boring. What about all the Tinder pussy that’s waiting for you?!

 

Apparently if you want to shag someone who doesn't live with you, it can only be someone who you were previously in ‘bubble’ with. Couples who break the rules could be slapped with £100 fine and up to a maximum of £3,200 for repeat offenders. Yikes. I don’t know how the government are keeping tabs tbf. Will you find an officer peering through your window to see if you’re balls deep in your Tinder hookup?! Health ministers signed off the restrictions in parts of Northern England after a huge surge of Covid cases throughout Greater Manchester, parts of east Lancashire and West Yorkshire. Here are the infection rates of the north as of end of July:

 

Despite local lockdown rules the streets of Manchester were pretty packed last weekend but maybe people just wanted to get in one big night out before hiding away again. So far these are the local authorities currently have restrictions: 

• Bolton Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Bury Metropolitan Borough Council 
  
• Manchester City Council
  
• Oldham Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Rochdale Borough Council
  
• Salford City Council
  
• Stockport Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Tameside Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Trafford Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Wigan Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Burnley Borough Council, 
  
• Hyndburn Borough Council, 
  
• Pendle Borough Council, 
  
• Rossendale Borough Council
  
• Calderdale Metropolitan Borough Council
  
• Kirklees Metropolitan Council
  

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