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Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
- Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
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Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
Clitterbug > 16/12/2013, 15:07
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&...p29SZsGVDg
Neville Neville, your tore her dress
Neville Neville, her face is a mess
Neville Neville, how could we know
Hands up, your finger show
Check the link at the top -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
RussyRover > 16/12/2013, 16:00
"The agent, 63, of Larkfield Close, Bury stands accused of attacking a 46-year-old woman in Bury, Greater Manchester, in March 2013 by sexually penetrating her with his finger without her consent."
lol, was it an accidental fingering then?? Those panties appear a wee too tight lassie, let me just loosen them for you, oops, I've seemed to have gone and accidentally inserted my digit..... -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
StrumSolo > 16/12/2013, 16:10
This came up a little while ago didn't it?
Alive and well, it seems. -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
Hilary Briss > 16/12/2013, 17:01
Is this a cue for a Len Fairclough joke ? -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
StrumSolo > 16/12/2013, 17:11
*Googles Len Fairclough*
Could do, though he was cleared of any wrongdoing, it says here. -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
Clitterbug > 16/12/2013, 17:19
Broke Rita's heart that bastard! poor cow ended up with that Alan Bradley! -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
RussyRover > 16/12/2013, 17:23
Scotty, you're showing your (young) age now mate. Len Fairclough jokes have been around for yonks, in fact the Briss and I must be of similar age... aghast look and sweaty palm time!! No that kind of sweaty palms you bunch of degenerates... -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
StrumSolo > 19/12/2013, 18:46
Not guilty - https://news.sky.com/story/1184912/nevil...al-assault
Apparently Phil Neville 'erupted', that can't have been pleasant. -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
Clitterbug > 19/12/2013, 18:59
Stinks of back handers {ooeer} to me! 'He looked at the jury and thanked them' poor rat boy was in tears!
And what about the other one, he was crying when he found out dad was up to the knuckles on the driveway while mum gave him Marmite on toast in his jimijams, i would loved to have sat in on the pep talk Moysey gave him in the dressing room next day! -
RE: Neville, sticks 2 fingers up {to the law} ?
StrumSolo > 19/12/2013, 19:02
(19/12/2013, 18:59)clitterbug Wrote: i would loved to have sat in on the pep talk Moysey gave him in the dressing room next day!
- Listen Phillip, sometimes Mummys and Daddys stop loving each other, but it doesn't mean they love you any less. Now, would you like to put the cones out today? Would that cheer you up?
- Yes please Mr Moyes.
- Off you go then lad...