Neighbours note tells couple they're sick of seeing 'small willy' & 'big boobs'

[ReedeFox]

Imagine coming home from work one day to find a note through your letterbox asking you to put your small cock and big tits away? That's exactly what Karin Stone and her husband Jay recently had to deal with.



The couple came home one day to find a note from a 'concerned' neighbour stating that they could see into their home. This is what the note said:



Obviously the couple were pretty pissed off, seeing as they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own home, and they retaliated by writing a little note of their own.



I mean yeah, don't stare at a naked couple through their bedroom window and then get all offended that you're seeing some tits and a willy. Karin said:
 

On Friday I travelled down to Norwich and my husband said 'you will never believe it, we have got a note through the door'. He read out the note from the neighbours and I was like 'what the hell', I thought 'why have you been peeping in my window anyway?'. We don't stand at the window and dance or anything. He thought it was a wind up at first, he said surely no one would be that ridiculous. But from the handwriting it looks like an older person has written it. I was shocked. If they knocked on my door I would have said 'I'm sorry' - but if they are that much of a prude, they have gone into quite a description. I think it is really funny, in particular how they describe my husband as having a little willy. It was quite offensive, I thought 'how dare you?'.

 
To be fair, I'd be pretty livid if someone sent a cowardly note saying my bloke had a small cock. I'd march him right round to that letter writing cunt and get my man to slap his dick around that tossers face. The couple haven't had a response to their letter yet, but they reckon they could have a war of notes on their hands. I do hope so!

[ReedeFox]

So the couple who received an anonymous note from a neighbour telling them to put their 'big tits' and 'little willy' away have retaliated by appearing on This Morning TOTALLY STARK BOLLOCK NAKED!!! It doesn't get more attention-seeking than that!



Karin Stone and hubby Jay, were proper fucked off when this cunty note was pushed through their door.


 
They reacted by putting up their own note in the window that read "Stop looking through our window you peeping Tom" but they obviously felt like that wasn't enough, hence the cringey TV appearance.





Speaking to Holly and Phil via video link, Karin and Jay insisted they aren't exhibitionists, and were just going about their daily business. Viewers were having none of it though, and they slammed the couple for being sad attention-seekers. To be fair, they're not wrong. It's all well and good saying you're not an exhibitionist, but when you're saying it on as you sit naked on live TV, you kind of lose all credibility. Put your big floppy tits and tiny cock away FFS!

[FantasticMR]

I don't know if they were attention seeking as much as they were making a mockery of the situation and no doubt that idea came from one of the This Morning crew (what a desperate show that has become since the days of drunk Judy and weird Richard).

What's worrying is that this non-story can make it to national tv. Internet viral sure but airtime? Tut-tut.

[ReedeFox]

I was about to say 'well you wouldn't catch me airing my goodies on TV' but we all know that's not true.

[FantasticMR]

I was about to say 'well you wouldn't catch me airing my goodies on TV' but we all know that's not true.

You aired them goodies on the reg!

[ReedeFox]

I did indeed. My baps were freakin glorious! They're ok now I suppose but nothing beats 23-year-old bangers.