Money Cant Buy You A'penis!

[Clitterbug]

Darling of the kitchen the voluptuous Nigella will soon be looking for someone to mother and smother! please god may it be me! Millionaire Chuck Saatchi is looking for a new model to see him through his dotage, after the strangling scene at their local caff they are to divorce, cunts like him may have more money than is ever possible to spend but still don't know what side their bread is buttered on! fucking arsehole!