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Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks!

• Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks!

• Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks!

  ReedeFox > 10/09/2019, 11:36

  Not so long ago doctors had to warn women not to stuff ice-lollies up their muffs to keep cool. Well now it appears men are doing equally stupid shit involving their genitals. Apparently guys are now rubbing toothpaste on their knobs in a bid to last longer in bed but doctors are warning them that it might not be such a good idea.
  
   
  
  I don’t know why these men think that rubbing cold gritty toothpaste on their cock would help with their stamina but let me assure you it won’t work. It all began with a YouTube video that claimed it could help men to “Get Hard Erection” and “Increase Timing” and we all know what great advice there is lurking in he depths of YouTube. FFS!
  
  
   
  One video has racked up over 2 million views since it was posted late last year. Here’s what it states: 
   
  

  Quote:Simple Home remedy that will let you double your performance. This will make you stable and last longer than usual while performing your duties. Coconut oil, Olive oil and Colgate toothpaste can help you gaining an extra stamina and stability.

   
  Hmm, why not chuck some eye of newt and a bottle of piss in there while you’re at it. Medical experts had to get involved after seeing a surge in genital burns and revealed that this so called “home remedy” could lead to burns, blisters and a whole lot of pain. Here’s what pharmacist James O’Loan has to say about the bizarre trend: 
   
  

  Quote:I’d urge anyone thinking of trying this rather worrying ‘toothpaste’ technique to cease and desist.
  It won’t do anything at all to combat premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction, despite the claims being made in these videos.
  By putting it on your genitals, you actually risk a mild burn, as well as blisters and scarring. And toothpaste should in no way be used as a lubricant, either.
  It could lead to infections in the woman’s vagina. You do not want foreign material inside the vagina, it’s an irritant.
  Anyone using toothpaste for sex is kidding themselves. There’s real remedies that work out there.

   
  I mean yeah, pretty obvious really innit. DON’T RUB TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR COCK! Unless of course a crusty burnt dick is what your after...then knock yourself out.

• RE: Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks!

  Hilary Briss > 10/09/2019, 11:43

  Bugger.

• RE: Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks!

  parkaner > 10/09/2019, 14:25

  There's got to be a joke there about Briss's mum having such fresh smelling breath lately. But I'll leave that to the experts.

• RE: Men are being warned not to rub toothpaste on their dicks!

  Jackdalad > 12/09/2019, 15:56

  Well i guess it would leave a lot of women and men with fresh breathe so that's not a bad thing lol. The lengths some people go to last longer never fail to amuse me but you'd think just a little bit of common sense would tell you not to put toothpaste on your knob
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