If your relationship has gone a bit stale and you aren't getting your knob wet as much as you used to, it might be time to pay a visit to a tantric witch. Yup, you read that right; Victoria Louise Smith describes herself as a tantric witch and claims to perform sex magic and uses rituals to help transform peoples relationships.
The 27-year-old is a certified Sexological Bodyworker and has a degree in counselling and coaching. What sort of hippie college did she get this certification?! Victoria uses some rather bizarre techniques in her worshops including mutual masturbation. She says:
Quote:Before the workshops, accessing pleasure could be very stuck or friction based. From doing these workshops I've had full body energy orgasms from somebody touching my leg.
Wowzers. I need to get in on this! One woman who attended Victoria's class gave a glowing review:
Quote:Victoria's Self Pleasure Circle was nothing like I had experienced before. I attended to help me break through some things that were holding me back in life, and to push myself outside my comfort zone, to grow more.
I loved the event, and the fact it was a safe place for women to explore a deeper level of themselves, sexually, emotionally and mentally.After the session I managed to have bigger, more intense climaxes than ever before.
As well as self-pleasure classes, Victoria also offers rope tying courses and teaches yoni massages, which involves massaging the ladies fanny. Sounds right up my street. Sign me up!