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Meet the self-confessed Barbie doll who has spent £7k on her monstrous tits

Meet the self-confessed Barbie doll who has spent £7k on her monstrous tits
Meet the self-confessed Barbie doll who has spent £7k on her monstrous tits

ReedeFox > 14/05/2018, 14:50

Jade Lynn, the self-styled human Barbie has forked out £7k for her G-cup tits and claims "I'll be fake until I die."

Jade Lynn is a lover of everything bold and fake - from huge spidery eyelashes to thick drawn-on eyebrows. Jade first got her taste of fame when she appeared on Channel 5's 100% Hotter where she was given a make-under by a team of stylists but she wasn't keen her new natural look.

Since resorting back to her Barbie-inspired look, Jade has found a new career as a cam girl and claims to be raking in £50k a year. Bristol born Jade says:

Quote:I get paid by the minute, so I do have some quiet days, but if you put the time in, it pays well. Obviously, a lot of it is taking off my clothes, but there are also lots of fetishes out there I had no idea about. Men have asked me to pop balloons on webcam, smoke, or show off my feet.

I once got my feet out on webcam during my glamour days - dude fucking logged out so fast when he caught a glimpse of my ugly feet. Ah well, I've got a cracking set of tits, I can live with my hideous trotters.

To get ready for a webcam show, Jade starts by applying fake tan and slapping on several layers of makeup, which can take up to five hours. Jade says her look has made her very popular on webcam:

Quote:A lot of other girls who do webcam work look like me. I feel like I was born to do this.

Jade says that sometimes people can react negatively to her look but she doesn't let it bother her. She says

Quote:People sometimes say nasty things. I've even had photos taken of me, but it doesn't bother me. It stresses my Mum out as she wants to protect me and doesn't want me upset. But I love being OTT. Whatever the weather, I'll be glammed up in a dress and heels, because that's what makes me happy. I'd never judge someone else for what they look like, so people shouldn't do the same to me. Each to their own. I'll never be put off by comments, though. I'll be fake until I die. I love my Barbie look. I don't want to look like everyone else - I want to stand out.

I mean yeah, she's right in what she's saying. She's not doing anything wrong. Her look isn't to my taste by who am I to judge?! Keep doing you, Jade!
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