We finally have the line up for the first ever series of Winter Love Island and I gotta say, it’s looking a tad basic. I mean obviously I’m still going to watch it, but they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this lot.
We’ve also got a brand new host as Caroline Flack was recently given the boot after roughing up her boyfriend. Laura Whitmore will be Flack’s replacement and will be introducing the singletons as they enter the brand new South African villa.
Anyhoo, let’s meet the new islanders:
Eve and Jess Gale
Eve and Jess are 20-year-old students and VIP hostesses (is that a fancy wire for celebrity fucker?) from London. One of the girls’ claim to fame is that Kylie Jenner's ex Tyga once slid into her DMs after he saw her at an event.
Shaughna Phillips
Shaughna is a 25-year-old democratic services officer from London who says that her best feature is her lips because she's spent so much money on them.
Sophie Piper
Sophie is a 21-year-old medical PA from Essex and is the sister The Saturdays singer Rochelle Humes.
Paige Turley
Paige is a 22-year-old singer from West Lothian, and the ex-girlfriend of pudding-faced singer, Lewis Capaldi. Oh, and she also once appeared on Britain's Got Talent.
Leanne Amaning
Leanne is a 22-year-old customer service advisor from London who says she struggles to open up so she's going into the villa to change all that.
Siânnise Fudge
Siânnise is a 25-year-old beauty consultant from Bristol who describes herself as "sassy and fun".
Here are the boys. I’m not doing a write up on them because who actually watches Love Island for the boys?! No one!
Mike Boateng
Connor Durman
Callum Jones
Nas Majeed
Ollie Williams