The first law I shall pass when I become Prime Minister.

It will be Mandatory for all law abiding citizens to shout insults at the silly cunts that cannot pull their fucking pants up. Whats wrong with these people ?

In fact not carrying a gun (or other lethal weapon) to shoot the maladjusted fools will become a criminal offence. However you can only use it in the following circumstances :

a) Self defense. e.g. You have given your man the night off and you are leaving your club mildly squiffy unaware that some footpad is after your wares. You will be entitled to shoot the cunt.

or

b) You see some gormless twat in public with his pants incorrectly secured. Not only will you be allowed to shoot the cunt, missing will be frowned upon, and only winging the pesky fuckwit might mean you have to get your man to finish the bladger off with his cudgel.


This is good on the insult side - but once the chap was down, you ought to instruct your driver to engage reverse and BOOM, the gene pool is improved and the offense to the eye is resolved !

Strong manifesto you've got their Briss. I'd vote for you.



This chap's not having it either.

(18/09/2013, 16:41)ScottyRampant Wrote: Strong manifesto you've got their Briss. I'd vote for you.



This chap's not having it either.

Thank you darling - the Party needs people like you.

The kind of chap who knows what built the Empire, the kind of chap you want in your trench.

TO THE REGIMENT !

At last a sensible agenda... this is just so wrong, pants are for covering your crack up....





and I request a secondment to the agenda... anyone liking Justin Bieber should also be giving a pistol whipping...

Ok I am feeling the weight of history upon my meagre shoulders. The future of England is at stake.

Putsch anyone ?

Sieg Heil!

(18/09/2013, 16:54)RussyRover Wrote: At last a sensible agenda... this is just so wrong, pants are for covering your crack up....





and I request a secondment to the agenda... anyone liking Justin Bieber should also be giving a pistol whipping...

All for one & one for all, catch your pants before they fall