Man sues parents for throwing out massive porn collection

[ReedeFox]

A dude from Indiana is suing his parents after they turfed out his gigantic porn collection which he reckons was worth $29,000. 


 
The 40-year-old moved back in with his parents after his divorce and when he moved out ten months later, his whopping porn collection wasn’t with the rest of his stuff that his parents had shipped to his new address.  His parents then admitted that gave his stash away to a local farmer and claimed that they they did their son a favour. Clearly the son didn’t see it that way and explained that his collection was pricey and rare, which including movies such as Frisky Business’ and ‘Big Bad Grannys’. 

 

He was so furious that he tried to file a police report against his parents but officers pretty much laughed him out of the station. He’s now trying to suing them for $87,000, three times the value of the collection, which is for added distress this has caused him. I’m not sure if he’ll win the case or not but I reckon he’s definitely written himself out of his parents will.

[mark.s..]

wonder why his marriage ended in divorce? unless his wife was nina  Hartley, i'm not surprised. 'hang on darling, i'll come to bed in a minute'  parents gave it to a farmer- what did he farm? actually, do you have his number? I been looking for "big bad grannies" for ages and its sequel- "ghoulish geriatric great- grannies"

[StrumSolo]

wonder why his marriage ended in divorce? unless his wife was nina  Hartley, i'm not surprised. 'hang on darling, i'll come to bed in a minute'  parents gave it to a farmer- what did he farm? actually, do you have his number? I been looking for "big bad grannies" for ages and its sequel- "ghoulish geriatric great- grannies"

Innit.

Far be it from me to come down on the side of the anti-porn brigade but there was clearly a lesson here that your man needed teaching.

[burns72]

There are probably a few contenders on here that have a porn collection more than likely under lock and key, and I am not at liberty to talk about any collection I may have without my lawyer. Briss has his collection in his mother's basement next to his knicker collection procurred from washing lines.