Kyle Walker, who plays football for Man City landed himself in shit over the weekend after he was caught hosting a sex party at his flat in Cheshire, with his mate and two prostitutes.

 

Only a few days earlier, Kyle had urged fans to stay indoors and keep to the social distancing regulations, but was having a four-way fuck-fest with two hookers, Louise McNamara, a random Brazilian escort, and his good mate. Tut tut Kyle.

 

Come on Kyle, you know better than that, mate. Inviting your mate over and calling up a couple of escorts in the middle of a lockdown wasn’t your brightest idea, was it?! Couldn’t he have just picked a hot bird on webcam and fapped to that instead. 

 

As well as being totally brazen about hosting a sex party in the middle of a coronavirus pandemic, Kyle also didn’t even try to hide his identity from the hookers. He called himself Kai for a start, not too different from his actual name. The hookers discovered Kyle was a footballer after popping out for a ciggy on the balcony with the mate, and he sang like a canary.  Low and behold, the escort then takes a few pics and goes straight to the tabloids. Should’ve picked a better mate shouldn’t you Kyle. Loose lips and all that...

 

It was pretty stupid of Kyle to allow an escort to take pics of him but I think he’s probably learned his lesson, as he later posted this grovelling apology: 
 

Quote:I want to take this opportunity to issue a public apology for the choices I made last week.
I understand that my ­position as a professional footballer brings the responsibility of being a role model.
As such, I want to apologise to my family, friends, football club, supporters and the public for letting them down.
There are heroes out there making a vital difference to society at the moment, and I have been keen to help support and highlight their amazing sacrifices and life-saving work over the past week.
My actions are in direct contrast to what I should have been doing regarding the lockdown.

 
Role model? I think not!

(06/04/2020, 08:45)ReedeFox Wrote:  Role model? I think not!

He spent the best part of his weekend in two escorts...Role Model? I think so!

Normally i'd be with you but this pestilence, it's changed me. 

Social distancing before social FIST-ancing?

Idk, needs work.