Machine Gun Kelly announces new brand of nail for "non-conformists”

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Machine Gun Kelly is bringing out his own brand of nail polish “genderless non-conformists” so if you fancy jazzing up your hands this season you know where to come. Can you believe this utter pleb is actually banging Megan Fox?! HOW?????



As written in Dazed, MGK says the brand, titled UN/DN LAQR (yeah fuck knows how you'd even pronounce it) is the ‘Willy Wonka of what fashion is to become’. It will feature 10 classic shades of nail polish, including a black one called ‘Depressionist’ and a dark green shade named ‘Mary Jane’. Jesus, does it get anymore basic than that?!



MGK goes on to say:
 

I’m not expecting people to be nail artists, right? I want it to be accessible.I mean, I’m hoping aliens, at some point when they reveal themselves, are fully immersed in the UN/DN stuff.

Mmmkay, mate. crack on. We all know that long pinky nail is really for digging out all the coke bogeys after a massive sesh.

[FantasticMR]

Erm is machine gun smelly, I went there, trying to claim nail polish for the lads? Mate, it was done in the 80’s.

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