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Love Island Daily Digest
ReedeFox > 05/06/2019, 12:32
Right, I know not everyone watches Love Island but I’m addicted to that shit and it needs discussing! For those who are still clueless, it’s a show about a bunch of hot young singles who move into a luxury villa for 8 weeks. There’s coupling-up jealousy, bitterness and quite a lot of shagging. It’s fucking brilliant! Here are the this year’s hotties:
Right, let’s condense what’s already gone down - surfer chick Lucie coupled up with floppy haired Joe, Anton made out with Amy but then told Lucie he fancied her, and Amber is just an arrogant cunt who bangs on about how hot she is.
Things were all going swimmingly until two new dudes came into the villa at the end of episode 1, including boxer, Tommy Fury.
Last nights episode showed Tommy Fury (Tyson Fury’s brother) debating whether to couple up with Lucie or Amber), before eventually deciding to steal Lucie off Joe the Sandwich man, despite Lucie telling Tommy she was happy with Joe. Yikes. Fans weren’t happy at all that poor little Joe was pretty much cuckolded by a stronger male, and took to Twitter to express their feelings:
https://twitter.com/samdixon013/status/1...4186544133 Fans also clocked that Amber had a right face on after losing out to Lucie. I guess it’s pretty tough for a girl who thinks she’s gods gift to discover she ain’t all that:
https://twitter.com/tobilenney/status/11...6149419011 In a preview for tonight’s episode, Lucie Donlan looks pretty happy to be on her first date with Tommy – while jilted Joe Garratt has a meltdown in the villa. You just know shit is going to hit the fan tonight!
Tune in to ITV tonight at 9pm! -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
FantasticMR > 05/06/2019, 13:30
It's a busy day for me and as much as I'd like to chat back and forth on the matter, I've had to summarise my thoughts on each contestant in this image.
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RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReedeFox > 05/06/2019, 14:21
Right, I don't want to be cunt but why the fuck do air hostesses always look so bloody old?! That Amy is 26 and looks at least 10 years older! Then there was that other air hostess Laura from last year who looked over 40! Is it a altitude thing?!
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RE: Love Island Daily Digest
FantasticMR > 05/06/2019, 14:28
That's what they mean by air miles, it's not actually a benefit it's an effect on the skin. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReturnOfDeMac > 05/06/2019, 14:39
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parkaner > 05/06/2019, 15:43
Haven't seen it but the list of contestants does look somewhat unbalanced. 5 v 7 ? -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
StrumSolo > 05/06/2019, 15:50
(05/06/2019, 14:21)ReedeFox Wrote: Right, I don't want to be cunt but why the fuck do air hostesses always look so bloody old?! That Amy is 26 and looks at least 10 years older! Then there was that other air hostess Laura from last year who looked over 40! Is it a altitude thing?!
Perhaps @burns72 could shed some light?
But I reckon it's the air-con. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReturnOfDeMac > 05/06/2019, 15:53
(05/06/2019, 15:43)parkaner Wrote: Haven't seen it but the list of contestants does look somewhat unbalanced. 5 v 7 ?
Those who aren't in a couple at the end of the week will be thrown out.
They always send in extra people in throughout the series in to cause a bit of drama and annoyance, it's brilliant. -
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FantasticMR > 05/06/2019, 15:56
(05/06/2019, 15:43)parkaner Wrote: Haven't seen it but the list of contestants does look somewhat unbalanced. 5 v 7 ?
It was equals peakwalls but then they put two extra chaps in to pull the robbery on some fanny to get peeps upset, the fall out of which will happen tonight.
There will be more ladies in at some point too so that we have weeping penises too. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
FantasticMR > 05/06/2019, 16:19
Sure sure, I would but it's Megan who got my vote last season. Love me a predator.