The Football Shirt Collective have struck gold with this set of illustrations!
So without further ado...
A Homer Simpson cockerel in France's 1998 World Cup strip
A generic German defender (or verteidiger) circa. 1990. They all looked like that.
A Jorge Campos-style Mexican goalkeeper get-up, modelled by Darth Vader
Buffon Superman
David Seaman, but David Bowie, but LEGO...
And lastly, Paul Pogba. No idea what's going on here.
So that was pretty weird, wasn't it?