IS THAT COCAINE ON MY COFFEE TABLE?!

IS THAT COCAINE ON MY COFFEE TABLE?!
IS THAT COCAINE ON MY COFFEE TABLE?!

ReedeFox > 31/08/2017, 12:27

Imagine coming home after a night out to discover a massive pile of cocaine on your coffee table?! You'd think your flatmate was the kindest most awesome dude ever to leave you such a gift. But then upon closer inspection you realise it's not actually cocaine and that it is in fact, foot dust where your dirty cunt of a housemate spent the evening getting high and shaving his foot callouses. This poor dude walked in to his flat to find the dusty pile just sitting on his coffee table. If that was me I would have dragged my flatmate out of bed and rubbed his fucking face in it. Dirty bastard!

I'm so glad I've never had to endure housemates if this is the revolting shit they get up to!
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FantasticMR > 31/08/2017, 12:30

Fucking hell! This thread was as saddening in story as the title was exciting. That guy sneeds a fucking doctor to look at that.
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ReedeFox > 31/08/2017, 13:19

It's fucking horrid isn't it. what kind of cretin leaves his foot powder on the fucking coffee table?! Savage.
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FantasticMR > 31/08/2017, 13:48

I house shared with worse, what would really bother me would be to come home an get excited about a massive pile of chang ready only to find it's now. What a let down. I'd kick them out for tht alone.
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