INTRODUCING V.I.POO, THE NEW PRE-POO TOILET SPRAY

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Have you ever had to take a massive smelly dump at a friends house or a party but you were worried about the lingering smell? Well, worry no more! 



V.I.Poo is the poo odor neutralizer that will mask the smell of even the biggest of dumps. It works by trapping nasty smells in the bowl and releases a fragrance that leaves the bathroom smelling better than before you used it. It comes in a selection of scents including Lavender, Lemon, Rose and Fruits. Believe it or not, this is NOT a joke product, which is what I thought when I saw it. I wonder how many people actually buy this? I never thought smelly shits were a big enough issue that I'd spend $19.99?! It's good a Christmas stocking gift I guess! Check out all four fragrances at http://www.vi-poo.com!



There's also Poo-Pourri. Where the fuck have I been to have missed these?!?