INTRODUCING 'SCROGUARD'- THE CONDOM THAT COVERS YOUR ENTIRE PELVIS

[ReedeFox]

For those who think that condoms aren't quite safe enough, there is now something that covers your entire pelvis - the Scroguard.



I thought that people wanted thinner condoms that can be stored easily in their wallet but apparently I'm wrong. An Atlanta based company has done the complete opposite. Their new product 'scroguard' "comfortably" covers your entire genital area like a giant jockstrap and looks utterly fucking mental. The company says that although condoms offer protection against sexually transmitted diseases, they aren't entirely foolproof while fighting diseases like herpes. I mean yeah, it's a cool idea in theory but if some dude whipped this out when I was about to have sex with him I would grab my clothes and leg it out of there.



 I can't see this catching on!

[FantasticMR]

For those who think that condoms aren't quite safe enough, there is now something that covers your entire pelvis - the Scroguard.



I thought that people wanted thinner condoms that can be stored easily in their wallet but apparently I'm wrong. An Atlanta based company has done the complete opposite. Their new product 'scroguard' "comfortably" covers your entire genital area like a giant jockstrap and looks utterly fucking mental. The company says that although condoms offer protection against sexually transmitted diseases, they aren't entirely foolproof while fighting diseases like herpes. I mean yeah, it's a cool idea in theory but if some dude whipped this out when I was about to have sex with him I would grab my clothes and leg it out of there.



 I can't see this catching on!

Fucking hell! I can't help but think that if you own one of these then you're not getting any sex in the first place. Also what sort of message are you sending to a girl that you think she is so disease ridden that you need these as well as a condom. I don't know maybe I'm out of step because I like to raw dog it for the risk.

Check out their creepy advert.

[confusedCoyote]

It's nice to know that, for the people in the cheap seats, it's washable & reusable !

[gymaddict69]

Haha, love it..thanks for this , Reedefox, had me in stitches. You pipped me to it, confusedcoyote. Was chuckling all the way through but when the voice (and really creepy computer animation) referenced it was washable and reusable, the first thought that popped into my head was "Fuck me, imagine hanging that up on the washing line for the neighbours to see haha". Also, loved the dratic explosion early on..nice touch lol. Yep, bout to get to business, spot this on a guy, get the fuck outta there sharpish. On first seeing this, is it weird that i thought of the discreet chastity underwear sported by Marian in 'Robin Hood : Men in tights' (remember that)?