First it was
Monty Panesar, now they're all at it!
Reports suggest some players urinated on the pitch at The Oval. They've even released a statement, so it must be true.
"We got carried away amongst the euphoria of winning such a prestigious series and accept some of our behaviour was inappropriate, if that has caused any offence to anyone, we apologise.
"The England cricket team would like to state that during our celebrations after winning the Ashes at no time was there any intention to disrespect Surrey CCC, the Oval or anyone else involved in the game we love.
"As a team we pride ourselves on respecting all things cricket including the opposition and the grounds we play at.
"We want to reassure people that it was a simple error of judgement more than anything else."
And there was me thinking cricket was a gentleman's game. Tut tut.