In court or signing on ?

In court or signing on ?
In court or signing on ?

Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 11:54

Where the fuck has our resident picture molester disappeared to ?

Where is his highness the Flitterslug ?

Is he signing on ?

Or perhaps he has his best court suit on today.

It pains me to say it but this place is poorer without the constant wittering of that rancid nob gobbler Blatterwag.

Where the fuck is he ?
RE: In court or signing on ?

RussyRover > 29/08/2013, 12:09

His doctor just faxed this over, apparently after 1 too many brews, he was a bit toddly and fell roughly onto his booze... or at least that was his story!!!
RE: In court or signing on ?

StrumSolo > 29/08/2013, 12:17

He'd have been better off with a bottle of Newcy Brown. You're not sacrificing circumference but have the advantage of a gradual entry...

I'd imagine.
RE: In court or signing on ?

Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 12:22

(29/08/2013, 12:09)RussyRover Wrote: His doctor just faxed this over, apparently after 1 too many brews, he was a bit toddly and fell roughly onto his booze... or at least that was his story!!!

Good work Mr Rover. I knew someone would track the blaggard down.
RE: In court or signing on ?

RussyRover > 29/08/2013, 12:23

(29/08/2013, 12:17)ScottyRampant Wrote: He'd have been better off with a bottle of Newcy Brown. You're not sacrificing circumference but have the advantage of a gradual entry...

I'd imagine.

He was more annoyed that there was still some brew left in the glass and he spilt it!!!
RE: In court or signing on ?

Outlaw87 > 29/08/2013, 12:48

I think we all now know who the culprit in this grim video is :P :P :P

https://disgustingmedia.com/videos/5/
RE: In court or signing on ?

RussyRover > 29/08/2013, 12:56

(29/08/2013, 12:48)Outlaw1987 Wrote: I think we all now know who the culprit in this grim video is :P :P :P

https://disgustingmedia.com/videos/5/

Kinell Outlaw, that's one sick dude, remember what your mum told you, never stick anything smaller than your elbow in your ear, and apparently never stick anything glass in yer ass!!!
RE: In court or signing on ?

Clitterbug > 29/08/2013, 15:05

I was enjoying the abuse of my tormentors and was about to recant my day at Westminster bringing light relief to the assembly after a hard days debating how to get involved in the Syrian civil war without it looking like weve picked a side to support! then I clicked on that link Outlaw posted, I only watched a few seconds when I heard the glass crunch I had to go, now I feel sick! oh fuck that's the worst thing iv ever seen, and that includes the cabaret at Butlins Pwllhi 1975!
RE: In court or signing on ?

RussyRover > 29/08/2013, 15:55

How did the 'glassectomy' go lol...Butlins eh.. it could be worse, you could have gone to the Barry one instead!!!
RE: In court or signing on ?

Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 16:29

yattertwat has returned !

Dont leave us again oh great one.
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