... after all the posts here that the more i think the more confuset i get
wtf guys i need go to confession !!!

I heard that DesiBoy is related to Nicholas Cage.

He's actually quite the actor, he just struggles to fit it in around playing for Arsenal, being addicted to porn and hanging out with magicians, and Emma Watson.

Looks like multi talented Nick is multi tasking again, wanking and crying at the same time! probably over the pile of money hes made from Con Air, and the likes!

I heard that DesiBoy will be popping into space as part of the UK's football in space program. A surprising program for the UK's first dalliance with space but you have to start somewhere and I think DesiBoy will make sure it's a success.

As long as old Watson will let him out of bed.

(25/02/2014, 15:23)FantasticMR Wrote: I heard that DesiBoy will be popping into space as part of the UK's football in space program. A surprising program for the UK's first dalliance with space but you have to start somewhere and I think DesiBoy will make sure it's a success.

It was DesiBoy's idea. The authorities were pretty sceptical at first but he won them round by using the amazing sales technique he invented.

Anyway, Lord Sugar got wind of it and has offered him a place on the next series of the Young Apprentice.

He's only 18 you know!

(25/02/2014, 15:21)clitterbug Wrote:
Looks like multi talented Nick is multi tasking again, wanking and crying at the same time! probably over the pile of money hes made from Con Air, and the likes!

I Have a Little Wank and I Have A Little Cry



Apologies for the clip quality, best I could find.

(25/02/2014, 15:28)ScottyRampant Wrote:

(25/02/2014, 15:23)FantasticMR Wrote: I heard that DesiBoy will be popping into space as part of the UK's football in space program. A surprising program for the UK's first dalliance with space but you have to start somewhere and I think DesiBoy will make sure it's a success.

It was DesiBoy's idea. The authorities were pretty sceptical at first but he won them round by using the amazing sales technique he invented.

Anyway, Lord Sugar got wind of it and has offered him a place on the next series of the Young Apprentice.

He's only 18 you know!

Keep up with the times Scott. At last press release DesiBoy was considered too strong an opponent for the juniors and has been moved up to the adult version where the opposition now have 0.0001% chance of beating him instead of none at all.

There has been a down side as for this version he's had to change his name to DesiMan to keep the papers and ofcom happy.