HYDE FC'S ALL-STAR XI

HYDE FC'S ALL-STAR XI
HYDE FC'S ALL-STAR XI

StrumSolo > 30/07/2014, 17:32

They're still without a keeper but Blackpool have got 12 actual pros in their squad now.

And for all the panic surrounding the Southampton exodus, we're hardly at the point where Ronald Koeman or Sammy Lee might want to start to considering comebacks.

For some real no-squad japes, you need to delve a little deeper.

Hyde FC were relegated from the Conference Premier last season with a record-low total of 10 points, and whether they've run in to some financial bother or (more likely) decided to get rid of the dross, they've been sending out teams of trialists in recent pre-season friendlies.

Now normally a club might field one or two and put them down as A.Trialist on the teamsheet to ensure their rivals don't catch wind of who they might be signing. But a whole team? That shit's gonna get confusing.

Only one thing for it, themed pseudonyms.

From Saturday's game against Altringham...

Genius, and it got even better once the game was underway.

Then for last night's game against Burnley, the celebrity eleven...

...with even more inspired commentary.

Just brilliant. @hydefclive - Well worth a follow on Twitter.
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