HOW TO NOT BE SHIT IN BED

[ReedeFox]

There's nothing worse than ripping off a ladies knickers and going straight in for the kill. Granted, everyone loves a quickie every now and then but most of the time, us girls like a guy to warm us up before ramming it in dry.



If you're hopeless in the sack like many of my previous conquests then you could do well to read these handy sex tips written by a bunch of fed up women who are sick to bastard death of dudes just not having a clue. Sort it out guys!

[gymaddict69]

Forget the commandments..these should be etched in stone instead. Totally agree wiith the whole not rushing unless the time available or location calls for it. Hopefully though that would be the mindset of you both as opposed to her feeling unsatisfied. Whilst many of these are common sense there are certainly a couple that i either wasnt overly aware of or wasnt paying much mind to..for that ReedeFox, i thank you.

[ReedeFox]

You're very welcome sir xx

[Hilary Briss]

I have never had a shit in bed.

Ever.

[ReedeFox]

I find that really hard to believe, Briss.

[Hilary Briss]

I find that really hard to believe, Briss.

Wash your mouth out girl.

I'll have you know the Briss boudoir is a sacred yet approachable sanctum, known only to the finest fillies.

[confusedCoyote]

I find that really hard to believe, Briss.

Wash your mouth out girl.

I'll have you know the Briss boudoir is a sacred yet approachable sanctum, known only to the finest fillies.

Why did this scene from the classic film Airplane spring to mind

[ReedeFox]

I find that really hard to believe, Briss.

Wash your mouth out girl.

I'll have you know the Briss boudoir is a sacred yet approachable sanctum, known only to the finest fillies.

Those lucky lucky ladies ; )