Swansea have signed Lukasz Fabianski on a free after his Arsenal contract expired. The Gunners are hoping to replace him with Norwich's John Ruddy, and the Pole's arrival in south Wales could pave the way for Michael Vorm's move to Liverpool. Musical goalkeepers.

The Scousers are also thought to have put an offer in for Sevilla left-back Alberto Moreno, but their move for Emre Can looks to be in trouble on account of the Leverkusen man's optimistic wage demands.

West Ham have snapped up former Birmingham and Lazio striker Mauro Zarate on a free, and he could be joined at Upton Park by Batefimbi Gomis. Though not if Sunderland and Swansea have got anything to do with it. He's in the country as we speak, getting wooed and that.

Diego Costa to Chelsea, we knew about that. Filipe Luis and Tiago as well though apparently, £50m the lot.

Samuel Eto'o's a target for Arsenal. Alvaro Morata too. The Spanish youngster might sort of be surplus to requirements at Real Madrid already, but he'll be even more so if the European Champions are successful with their £60m bid for Segio Aguero, who's reportedly 'open' to the idea.

Have Man Utd agreed a £24m deal for Atletico Madrid centre-back Miranda? Or is Louis van Gaal actually after Mats Hummels and Bruno Martins Indi? Maybe he wants all three?

And if you had to guess which club had been linked with a double move for Andros Townsend and Michael Dawson, you'd probably go QPR right? Well done you.

(29/05/2014, 15:46)Hilary Briss Wrote:

I can't help but feel that was more about you wanting to give your hilarious new meme an airing than anything I did.

I wonder if costa will have same probs shevchenko and torres had. They were both played in major tournaments nursing injuries and not rested, then joined chelsea nowhere their best. Costa has already been rushed back 3 times by athletico.