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how do i get my gf to do anal

• how do i get my gf to do anal

• how do i get my gf to do anal

  boobeh1 > 07/11/2011, 03:50

  as the question asks
  'how do i get my gf to do anal'?
  shes got a sweet ass and god i know i want to be inside it.
  but how
  so can anybody give me any tips on how to get my gf to allow me entrance into her back door
  any help would be great

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  humiliateme > 07/11/2011, 04:38

  (07/11/2011, 03:50)boobeh1 Wrote: as the question asks
  'how do i get my gf to do anal'?
  shes got a sweet ass and god i know i want to be inside it.
  but how
  so can anybody give me any tips on how to get my gf to allow me entrance into her back door
  any help would be great

  
  have you thought about asking her and not a forum on the internet? as i'm sorry to say but i'm about 99% certain no one is going to be able to say anything along the lines of "even if she says she will never do it, just say this and she will become addicted to anal"

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  warchylduk > 07/11/2011, 08:44

  talk to her about it says it always something you have wanted to try then ask her if theres anything she has always wanted to try

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  Timm24 > 07/11/2011, 10:13

  lol i haven't seen a question like this on the site before, i'm impressed at how all the people are answering even though it's probably just a way to create a thread to get points, but in case you're for real,
  
  one good way might be to just introduce it really slowly and gradually. not through conversation, but when you're going down on her, go a bit further DOWN if you see what i mean, gently and see how she responds. do it when she's already turned on though not immediately so the pleasure of what you're already doing going down on her kinda mixes in with the new senstation when you touch that spot. good luck.

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  boz4md > 07/11/2011, 10:40

  why not say to her yeah i want to do you up the arse nice and hard but because i bleive in equality its only fair you do me up the sdhitter first with your big black dildo lol. in all honesty though, ive done anal with this hot girl and must admit it did nothing more me really, cant really see what the huge attraction is, much prefer to stick it in her pussy or mouth anyday !

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  dVIOUS > 07/11/2011, 11:17

  I like to use a numbing agent, so she can't feel the bottom half of her body, then just slip it in there.

• Gentlemans Enquiry.

  Herr Lipp > 07/11/2011, 12:15

  You need to instigate a Gentlemans Enquiry.
  
  For those of you educated by the State, a Gentlemans Enquiry is a failsafe route to Anal Indulgence. (additional notes in the footer for the stoopid)
  
  1) The process starts with s DRE* mid coitus*. (preferably whilst enjoying a bout of vicious "doggy action")
  
  2) Observe the response of the subject. Should you recieve a favouable response move to section 3. (a favourable response is anything less than a charge of sexual assault)
  
  3) Whip out the scented water based lubricant that you have previously cunningly secreted in the bed chamber and apply liberally to the aristotle* of your lady friend.
  
  4) On a count of 3 slip your chap into the freshly lubed orifice* whilst humming the either a) God save the Queen, b) Land of Hope and Glory, c) Jerusalem (my particular favourite)
  
  5) You are now commiting an act of buggery. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buggery_Act_1533 for a list of the possible consequencies.
  
  
  1. DRE, Digital Rectal Examination. (stick your finger up her arse)
  2. Coitus, Fucking.
  3. Orifice, point of entry.
  4. Aristotle, Ringpiece.
  
  
  
  
  
  

• RE: how do i get my gf to do anal

  dVIOUS > 07/11/2011, 14:47

  Hmm Herr Lipp, I followed your instructions, but as soon as I slipped my finger into her Aristotle, she tied me up and got payback.
  I'm not sure how I lived through this, but yes..
  
  

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  Timm24 > 07/11/2011, 15:06

  jesus CHRIST man that is incredible - you look and it's kinda funny and that gesture she makes at the end, but then you look again - and look at the LENGTH that goes in man???? wtf that is insane

• RE: how do i get my gf to do anal

  dVIOUS > 07/11/2011, 15:11

  Yeah haha, you have to measure the length and try work out where it will be going inside him, it mustn't be too far from clipping the bottom of his lungs.
  
  Eurghhh, I wouldn't be too surprised if he died, because she isn't really holding back lol.
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