Alternatively you could fire up the ol' Rampant dot tv and have a big wank instead.  Seems way, way less awful.

Knock yourself out, I'll raise a teacake in your honour while I'm celebrating...

it is not a bad idea. there should be something. some way of doing something. hopefully the TV stations will be full of 'battle of britain' . ' the longest day' 'bridge at remagen' the wooden horse' dam busters' '633 squadron' and all the films we watched as kids. it is unreal to me but when we get new kids at work they have never seen battle of britain or the greast escape ( nearly forgot it myself ) i could do without the churchill speeches personally. i do not want to upset anyone but i mentioned on a previous thread that if ever anyone had feet of clay and needed debagging it is churchill.
stjohn